The Symptoms of Religion are indeed meant to suggest that Religion is a disease, Mental Illness, or poison. The tweetable symptoms are clips of every aspect of life “tainted by” religion.
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Symptom of #Religion 480. GONE: If there were this pill which irradicated unjustified beliefs,theists would decline in fear of being ERASED!
Symptom of #Religion 479. ASSHOLE: Dear “god”, if youre there, GET OFF YOUR HOLY ASS & DO YOUR FUCKING JOB! …thought so, we’re on our own
Symptom of #Religion 475. LOGIC BOMB: “@askegg:@ConversionRadio Still waiting for a reply to your knock down argument. http://www.godless.biz/2012/06/17/the-contingency-argument/ …
Symptom of #Religion 462. GODS EXAMPLE: If I torture people for not choosing me as a spiritual leader, its their choice & totally not evil
Symptom of #Religion 455. CHILDREN: Atheists see kids as innocent & free minded. Xtians see theirs as soiled sinners with too many questions
Symptom of #Religion 454. LONELINESS: The maker & keeper of gods & religion. It drives people to believe a smart faerie guides & loves them.
Symptom of #Religion 453. BROKEN RECORD: Your proof is old & youve been proven wrong thousands of times, yet you dishonestly keep citing it.
Symptom of #Religion 451. ABSENT: Gods seem to only work through people, nature & the unexplained. Sounds like the imagination of fools.
Symptom of #Religion 445. NO AUTHORITY: You make other twitter profiles to back up your original crazy ass self, in debates with atheists.
Symptom of #Religion 444. VACATION: If god took a break from his incredible benevolence upon humans, everything would seem exactly the same.
Symptom of #Religion 443. FALLACIOUS: You say youre a proponent of ending religious produced fallacy, but thats about all you debate with.
Symptom of #Religion 438. TRIBULATIONS: The theist distress & suffering resulting from questioning their indoctrination & conditioning.
Symptom of#Religion 437. HEART: Not one man in a thousand has the strength of mind or the goodness of heart to be an #atheist.~Sam Coleridge
Symptom of #Religion 433. NEWS: No philosophy, no religion, has ever brought so glad a message to the world as this good news of Atheism.
Symptoms of #Religion 431. DISHONEST: Desperate to support their baseless belief, theists reuse well refuted arguments to feel justified.
Symptoms of#Religion 430. ABUSIVE: Beg me to forgive you or you’ll make me angry. I hate it when I have to hurt you.~#god/by@RosaRubicondior
Symptoms of #Religion 426. HOW TO 10: To win a theistic argument, claim random definitions are actually alternate ones. A valid tactic.
Symptoms of#Religion 424. HOW TO 8: To refute other religions, claim they have no evidence or truth, as they werent believed by your parents
Symptom of #Religion 414. ASS BACKWARD: “Science is an emotionally biased conspiracy of errors, with unverified facts & results”~The Theist
Symptom of #Religion 413. SELFISH: You “love” enemies & do good deeds to assure your place in heaven… not because you’re decent or care.
Symptom of #Religion 410. CHOOSING: The simple idea that people can pick a religion, indicates there was/is no god demonstrating itself.
Symptom of #Religion 408. INSULT: A directing master implies both that we are slaves and that we cannot decide whats right without him.
Symptom of #Religion 406. DUMB: What you believe is absolutely meaningless regarding what’s true unless by dumb luck it ends up being true.
Symptom of#Religion 404. DOUBT: If 500 witnesses saw a resurrected Jesus in the same fictional book that said it happened, it proves nothing
Symptom of #Religion 401. PERFECT: You claim your Quran is perfect and unflawed, but DEATH is a grossly immoral punishment for losing faith!
Symptom of #Religion 397. BAD CREDIT: Literally you have credited god for EVERYTHING, thousands of times, but have never shown 1 link to god
Symptom of #Religion 396. JUMPING THE GUN: Instead of fearing none or all unproven gods, you fear one for irrational, irresponsible reasons.
Symptom of #Religion 395. DEVIL BLINDERS: You say you dont have to prove god assertions, because non-believers are deluded & cant see truth.
Symptom of #Religion 394. IMPRESSIONABLE: Whether it be children, the devastaded or the desperate, these are easy prey for all religions.
Symptom of #Religion 389. SELF WASH: Isn’t amazing that believers willingly self reinforce their brainwashing?!; church, radio, prayer, tv!
Symptom of Religion 382. FLOOD GATES: My reason filters the manipulative religious babble, but believers must let it flow like a burst dam.
Symptom of Religion 381. FORSAKING: “#Jesus is awesome. All day long, I think of ways to glorify him.”/< Have you left your family for him?
Symptom of #Religion 379. NO TRUE MUSLIM: You say 9/11 criminals were not muslim, but didnt they read the Quran & believe in the same god?
Symptom of #Religion 374. BULLSHIT: That which holds together all theistic lies, excuses, truths, claims, actions, crimes & oh yes, beliefs.
Symptom of #Religion 372. TRANSLATING JESUS: ‘Love one another as I have loved you’ ~John 15:12 << “Kill, rape, destroy lives & conquer.”
Symptom of #Religion 369. DECEIVED: How hard would it have been for the devil to swipe the body of a dead,false prophet? Got news for you…
Symptom of #Religion 368. SICK BASTARDS: Your faith has you so F*CKED UP you think murder is a good answer! SICK! >>http://allfacebook.com/fox-news-facebook-page-gets-8000-death-threats_b53976 …
Symptom of #Religion 367. SEEKING MISOGYNY: You blatantly ridicule women,by wishing your country allowed biblical repression. Twisted prick!
Symptom of#Religion 363. FREE FROM BELIEF: “#Atheism, just as you are free from disease, free from pain or free from delusion”~Lance Buckley
Symptom of #Religion 362. ANY GOD WILL DO: Even the bible talks of how gullible and eager to accept ‘miracles’ some people were. eg~Acts28:6
Symptom of #Religion 361. PRE-JESUS: “Do not injure, abuse, oppress, enslave, insult, torment, torture or kill any living being” ~500BCE
Symptom of #Religion 360. HISTORY: Correcting somebody on #jesus prophesy, has the same real world validity as noting how Bilbo got his ring
Symptom of #Religion 357. FALLBACK: Pray all you want, but your life situation will ultimately be solved by people. Need help? Google it.
Symptom of #Religion 355. DOUBLE TAKE: Even devout believers will cringe occasionally at how batshit crazy their toxic babble sounds.
Symptom of #Religion 353. QUANTITY: When considering these billions of religious tweets, its mind blowing HOW OFTEN theists are simply wrong
Symptom of #Religion 352. COMMUNITY LIES: Theists believe & make lies for each other, so they can live with a false sense of righteousness.
Symptom of #Religion 351. LESS WRONG: Theist arguments are never to make their beliefs look justified, but only to have them seem less wrong
Symptom of #Religion 350. SELECTION: You treat your holy text like a menu, picking what you like,ingnoring its immutable prescriptive intent
Symptom of #Religion 348. SCIENCE: Oddly,you claim pursuing scientific knowledge supports your faith./< Until proving god is real of course
Symptom of #Religion 347. PANDERING: Believing on faith means you believe god panders to the credulous, resulting in proof of credulousness.
Symptom of #Religion 345. LIKELIHOOD: An unfalsifiable god thats baselessly presumed to be real OR its a mythical being like all the others?
Symptom of #Religion 344: HISTORY: Religion began in worldly ignorance, leaders developed it for control, now its just a habit & addiction.
Symptoms of #Religion 342: HONEST THEIST: “My perception of god might be my imagination, feelings & desires, but Im too damaged to admit it”
Symptom of #Religion 339. FRUSTRATION: Every variation of nonbeliever contends daily with seemingly endless, nonsensical theist bullshit.
Symptom of #Religion 337. LEADING: The ongoing behavior of forcing their subjective observations to match their biased version of truth.
Symptom of #Religion 336. SABBATH: For gathering wood on the Sabbath, the LORD said “The man must die…stone him outside the camp” Num15:32
Symptom of #Religion 332. PROOF: Jesus in John14:12& Mark16:17-18 “He that believeth in me, the works that I do shall he also”-yet NOBODYcan
Symptom of #Religion 328. HYPOCRICY 7: Must marry dead brothers wife>Deut 25:5-6. Woman to marry rapist>Deut 22:28-29 /< & who does this?
Symptom of #Religion 327. HYPOCRICY 6: Give one-tenth of your income to the church>Lev 27:30-32. Dont eat pork>Deut 14:8 /<Nearly all fail!
Symptom of#Religion 326. HYPOCRICY 5: Do not seek mediums>Lev 19:3,20:6. No tattoos>Lev 19:28. No bastards in church>Deut 23:2 /<All common
Symptom of#Religion 325. HYPOCRICY 4: Discreetly dressed women>2:9 RSV. Use not ungodly courts>Cor 6:1NIV. No long mens hair>Cor11:14 <JESUS
Symptom of #Religion 324. HYPOCRICY 3: Resist not evil > Matt 5:39. Only god is “Father”>Matt 23:9. Judge not> Luke 6:37.< Contantly broken!
Symptom of #Religion 323. HYPOCRICY 2: The laws of the old testament are still in force > 5:18-19. So where are the killings? Deut 13:6-11
Symptom of #Religion 320. BENEFITS: Absolution of morally horrific sins, so to still enter a blissful afterlife. Magically answered prayers
Symptom of #Religion 313. QUESTION: Ask yourself why you must flatly deny solid evidence with excuses, instead of admitting you may be wrong
Symptom of#Religion 311. MOSTLY ATHEIST: You dont believe in 2869 gods, which makes you 99.9996514465% #Atheist. Thats good, but Im PERCECT!
Symptom of#Religion 308. TEACHING: Theists tell kids god is real, backed with threats & Atheists explain “we dont know” backed with evidence
Symptom of #Religion 307. TRUE HEAVEN: Sharing experiences, lessons, beauty, morality & many loves with family. Remembered = eternal life.
Symptom of#Religion 306. PROOF: Mr/s religionist, find a cliff top, pray hard for flight & jump. At about 100 mph you will be an atheist.
Symptom of #Religion 304. BRAVERY: Putting ones life on the line, who is braver; a believer of an afterlife or s/he who thinks this the end?
Symptom of #Religion 300. HEAD UP GODS ASS: “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” ~S Hawking
Symptom of #Religion 298. FAITH 2: If Atheist “faith” was the same as theist “faith”,the existence of “Scientists” would be highly debatable
Symptom of#Religion 290. It allows decent & sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own! -S Harris
Symptom of#Religion 288. FRIENDS: You say you cant be friends with Atheists, but the truth is you dont want to be tricked into using reason!
Symptom of #Religion 285. DUMBASS: You cherrypick parts of the Bible to believe, but that doesnt change your worshiping of a VENGEFUL PRICK!
Symptom of #Religion 284. CHRISTIAN ROCK: Not harmless music with mere spiritual message, but Christian Right indoctrination & propaganda.
Symptom of #Religion 282. BIAS BLINDERS: You constantly fail to identify your religious bias, as you repeatedly make baseless conclusions.
Symptom of #Religion 277. ROCK BOTTOM: People help, dont turn to gods>> “The unendurable is the beginning of the curve of joy.”~Djuna Barnes
Symptom of #Religion 276. LOST: Unless we give what we’ve experienced to others – what we know & value will be irrevocably & utterly gone.
Symptom of #Religion 274. BRAINS: Gods voice, fuzzy feelings, miracles & answered prayers are likely our advanced brain power misinterpreted
Symptom of#Religion 273. FUTURES: Atheists dont waste time& resouces on a pretend 2nd life,while theists sacrifice even their own KIDS lives
Symptom of #Religion 270. ORIGIN DENIAL: Theists baselessly dispute our Genetic Evolution from Great Ape anscestors>>http://www.mun.ca/biology/scarr/Robertsonian_fusion_in_Homo.html
Symptom of #Religion 267. EXECUTIONS: Rape victims, Blasphemers and Atheists are tarets for religious killings >>http://www.atheistmedia.com/2008/10/somalia-rape-victim-executed-by-stoning.html #evil
Symptom of #Religion 266. DISCONNECT: Pointing out corrected errors in Evolutions fossil record> http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evolution%20Hoax/lucy.htm <does NOT prove a God!
Symptom of #Religion 265. DELUGE: Deluded believe in a world flood so easily dismissed with common sense & science. >>http://www.evcforum.net/dm.php?action=msg&f=17&t=198&m=1
Symptom of #Religion 261. FAKE GOD 5: Noahs flood is taken as truth by many. Evidence shows its just a FAKE God story!>http://www.evcforum.net/dm.php?action=msg&f=17&t=198&m=1
Symptom of #Religion 260. FAKE GOD 4: God wouldnt dictate a book, command genocide, send his son, cause miracles & THEN require blind faith.
Symptom of#Religion 258. FAKE GOD 2: Christianity snowball rolled over a dozen religions attaching pagan rituals & beliefs. NOT God inspired
Symptom of #religion 257. SUPERSTITION: Prayer has been disproven scientifically many times, making it a superstition!http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?word=superstition
Symptom of #religion 255. CONNECTIONS: Evidence of design is everywhere, god whispers to you& the bible is gods word, but its all imagined!
Symptom of #religion 254. ATHEISTIC EARTH: Most people are raised to believe in 1 or a few gods & are fervid ATHEISTS to 1000s of other Gods
Symptom of #religion 253. PICKING GODS: You were most likely not truly given a choice, so of the 2870 historical deities, why pick yours?
Symptom of #religion 252. DIVIDE & CONQUER: If theres only one God, are all other religions deceived by him, so we fight for whose right?
Symptom of #religion 251. 100,000: Every day so many souls go to hell & their grieving family in Heaven would endlessly beg God for mercy!
Symptom of #religion 250: FULL OF SHIT: Religionists are by far the leaders in excuse ridden, evidence lacking, inanely glorified Bullshit!
Symptom of #Religion 247. PRESUPPOSITION: Any debate over the details of holy books or Gods word, is always only ASSUMING it were true.
Symptom of #religion 244. 1 BILLION: A Billion of us are nonbelievers & most say we could be wrong, while UNPROVEN religions claim “truth”?
Symptom of #religion 238. FIRE: One of evolved humans oldest discoveries, but its the best torture an all knowing God can come up with.
Symptom of #religion 233. LUCK OF THE DRAW: Youre unable to fathom being born into a nonChristian family & be made to believe in a false God
Symptom of #religion 231. CHAGRIN: Much to your dismay,you cant ignore Gods apparent lack of interest & action, as if he werent there at all
Symptom of #Religion 226. FOXHOLES: Caught in a scary crossfire, would you rather be next to an atheist returning fire or a praying theist?
Symptom of #Religion 225. DIGITAL: Spreading of God’s word has fallen behind in the digital age with the proliferation of truth and doubt.
Symptom of #Religion 224. GOD’S VOICE: Despite a plethora of differently defined Gods, its baffling how people always hear their favorites.
Symptom of #religion 222. JUDGE: One’s Omnipotence does not invalidate an “evil” judgement upon yourself. Denial of your Evil is Irrelevant.
Symptom of#Religion 221. VALIDITY: A theistic position is based on faith that God is real, with NO basis in objective observation whatsoever
Symptom of #religion 217. PAEDOPHILE: Church leader atrocities are vile, but its apparent whose example they follow in screwing his children
Symptom of #religion 216. STAGNATION: Religion can’t exand its knowledge of God’s word, without further input, but its retractions are many.
Symptom of #religion 212. DOUBT: As a believer youve become aware of the growing contingent of atheists, whom are determined to extend truth
Symptom of #religion 205. RIDICULE: “The only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions.”~Thomas Jefferson. #Atheism
Symptom of #religion 196. ACCUSER: You claim Atheists are also Intollerant, Hateful, deluded & ignorant, hoping to bring them to your level.
Symptom of #religion 194. ANGER: Whether it be current, recent or past atrocities, believers still represent the guilty faiths. Expect Anger
Symptom of #Religion 192. DECEPTION: You claim all the universe is evidence of God, but God leaves no evidence, so you are deceiving us.
Symptom of #Religion 191. EXCUSES: Religious belief is 1% Faith & 99% Excuses for the crimes, hate, death, lies, immorality & lack of proof.
Symptom of #religion 189. FALLEN ANGEL: Angels refusing to follow Gods will are Fallen, and thus are arguably benevolent in contrast to God
Symptom of #religion 188. DAMNATION. Wonderfully moral humans denying the Holy Spirit or not believing in Jesus as savior, will go to hell.
Symptom of #religion 187. FORGIVNESS. God will forgive your most gruesome, bloody, murderous, hateful sins as long as you believe in him.
Symptom of#Religion 185. JESUS: The timeless, all powerful son of God who freely reappeared to people in Bible stories, but not in real life
Symptom of#Religion 184. TRUST: If I told you I was all Loving, you would expect me to demonstrate it, especially if I was a murderous prick
Symptom of #Religion 183. PRAYER: Like yelling into a canyon, you get an answer & its what you wanted to hear, but its just you being silly.
Symptom of#Religion 182. DOGMA: The authoritarian weapon of mass delusion which halts intelligent inquiry & propagates ignorance.-RadSkeptic
Symptom of #religion 171. ABSOLUTION: The earthly escape for Christians, in doing any damn, horrific sin they like & still be ok with god.
Symptom of #religion 169. BLINDERS: Indoctrination tells followers to all but ignore reason, proof & logic as they appear with the deceivers
Symptom of #religion 168. A.D.: An latin abbreviation for Year of our Lord, but considering lack of divine evidence, 2012 is fictitious too.
Symptom of #religion 167. AMEN: A word used at the end of a prayer meaning “I hope I finally get a prayer answered” or”Is anyone listening?”
Symptom of #religion 159. BELIEVERS: Ignorance in numbers applies to these sheep, since together they can better ignore evidence & reason.
Symptom of #religion 158. MAGIC: Ancient believers explained the unknown with Divine magic. Even today ancient people carry on the tradition
Symptom of #religion 154. SIN: A label in Christianity for select misdeeds which send you to hell, while rape, slavery & misogyny would not.
Symptom of #religion 153. LOVE: Sure religion creates love between the like minded, but mostly imaginary Love between ‘God’ and the deluded.
Symptom of #religion 152. FAITH: Not to mistake everyday types for Religious faith,the lack of godly proof requires pretending to know a god
Symptom of #religion 149. HATE: Between bigotry, misogyny, nonbelieving & scientific mistrust, indoctrination grows many hateful believers.
Symptom of #religion 149. BIGOTRY: Many Holy books and their believers unjustly advocate inequality among Gay, Lesbian, atheists and others.
Symptom of #religion 146. PRIDE: Among thousands of sects and religions, none of them are willing to admit theirs may not be the right one.
Symptom of #religion 145. Practicing Reason is like eating healthy. It helps you fight invasive things like religion and indoctrination.
Symptom of #religion 141. You speak to a being whom nobody can see & he tells you to do questionable things. You are insane by any standard.
Symptom of #religion 140. You generally don’t challenge other sects or religions, because their truth claims are just as invalid a yours.
Symptom of#Religion 125. Your religious indoctrination was so complete that it took a decade of #soul searching to find you never had a soul
Symptom of #religion 118. You won’t recognize the difference between having the freedom to your beliefs and having your beliefs questioned.
Symptom of #religion 114. You think religious teachings make valid your outspoken bigotry about gays and lesbians & people should respect it
Symptom of #religion 112. Mark 16:17-18 says believers will be unharmed by drinking poisons, but you just pretend its not damning evidence.
Symptom of #religion 107. You’re satisfied in your theistic position because nobody has evidence to prove you are the fool you appear to be.
Symptom of#Religion 105. Atheists always get bogged down in your Strawman arguments,so you pray they never make an #AtheistHandbook! Yikes!
Symptom of #religion 99. You think having faith in people is ill advised and silly since they may fail you, yet your god always fails you.
Symptom of #religion 94. You believe a multi-century old book’s fantastical stories,retold over generations, written under unknown pretenses
Symptom of #religion 91. You never met God, nor has he told you he loves you, but you’re SURE he does & YOU love him. Stalkers say that too.
Symptom of #religion 89. You are unable to comprehend that there may be no soul or heaven, so you assert the idea is illogical and foolish.
Symptom of #religion 85. Your religion not only allows for the killing of humans, but its believed that you will be greatly rewarded for it.
Symptom of #religion 84. Your Holy Book has a dated morality guide and society has proven it archaic, but you claim we cannot judge god.
Symptom of #religion 82. You think its both required and morally acceptable to discriminate, because everyone in your church does it too.
Symptom of #religion 77. Your so called objective research into evidence has led you to conclude that the god you love is the one true god.
Symptom of #religon 75. You honestly expect prayer to help fix yours and others lives, but nothing gets better until you go do it yourself.
Symptom of #religion 74. You go to church & pray to God every chance you get, but you don’t live to be kind, compassionate and understanding
Symptom of #religion 72. With no basis in reality, you assert nonbelievers are deceived, ignorant, of the Devil, lying, angry or Hell bound.
Symptom of #religion 71. You are an unwitting pawn to your programming. You automatically reject any reasoning which contradicts your faith.
Symptom of #religion 70. If we took the monster that is war apart and extract all religious influences, we would mostly have compassion left
Symptoms of #religion 69. Your moral code is derived from bronze age stories, with the ugly parts ignored to still not fit with society.
Symptoms of #religion 68. You don’t care whether or not your religious claims are true, since you can’t proove them, but believe them anyway
Symptom of #religion 67. Christians argue we can’t see God because he is immaterial, invisible, and unknowable, but they KNOW he’s there.
Symptom of #religion 65. You employ rediculous logics: “We were created in the image of God, meaning, we have an eternal soul, & autonomy.”
Symptom of #religion 64. You think our planets size, content and distance from the sun is too perfect for it to not be created. Its chance.
Symptom of #religion 63. Despite the similarities, you refuse to give merit to the idea that religion is often like a Reality Twisting Virus
Symptom of #religion 60. The power of prayer is the best way, in your opinion, to treat infections, cancer and most deadly diseases
Symptom of #religion 58. In Jesus’ name you are righteously opposed to recognizing Gays rights as equal to your own, but its not Bigotry.
Symptom of #religion 57. To you a naturally made universe simply makes no sense if you could just explain everything with the supernatural.
Symptom of #religion 56. You were raised to automatically disbelieve any contrary belief,argument or science as being ignorant or irrational
Symptom of #religion 54. You fear for your safety in highschool, being a closet homosexual, as your openly gay classmates are bullied daily.
Symptom of #religion 52. The only details you know of Evolution came from church & your parents, since your teachers were afraid to teach it
Symptom of #religion 49. You keep saying that the universe is like a painting in its design & nobody thinks the painting made itself, right?
Symptom of #religion 48. You are a proud gay couple who has just been legally refused service, in 3 stores, due to faith based lawmaking.
Symptom of #religion 46. Youre a Church sponsored aid worker in Haiti’s disaster zone and every 10th crate arriving is full of Bibles.
Symptom of #religion 45. Your country and family is devastated by natural disasters and a fresh group of faith healers just set up shop.
Symptom of #religion 44. You never believe that the Bible means what it says; you are always convinced that it says what you mean.-Shaw(alt)
Symptom of#Religion 43. You view public displays of atheistic pride and community as hateful intolerance and demand the displays are removed
Symptom of #religion 41. After finally reading the Bible, you convert to atheism,but are plagued by fears from your childhood indoctrination
Symptom of #religion 40. Much of your belief is contingent upon some woman, living 2000 years ago, actually being a pregnant virgin.
Symptom of #religion 38. In unparalleled absurdity you claim your Holy Book is historicity impeccable & its prophecies were fulfilled 100%.
Symptom of #religion 33. You give hard earned money to knowingly perpetuate the actions of child rapist and abusers within the church.
Symptom of#Religion 32. You believe your revised, cherry picked versions of holy book truths are in no way made up,reactionary or dishonest.
Symptom of #religion 29. Youre compelled to disbelieve verified,peer researched, scientific results because they conflict with your religion
Symptom of #religion 26. You believe and teach that homosexuality is unnatural and can be fixed by knocking the ‘gay’ out of somebody.
Symptom of #religion 25. You demand that your freedom of religion places you above questioning and scrutiny and even mans morality and laws
Symptom of #religion 23. You believe there are people who should not have the same rights as you, because your holy leaders say its needed.
Symptom of #religion 20. You see no connection of your faith to extremism even tho faith allows them to make baseless rules just like yours
Symptom of#Religion 19. You believe it is virtuous toward heavenly reward to hijack a jet and fly it into a skyscraper, to kill nonbelievers
Symptoms of #religion 18. You believe the gospels of your holy book to be historically accurate since all the other believers agree with you
Symptom of #religion 13. You admit hideous crimes can be forgiven by accepting your savior,but you claim THOSE people are not TRUE believers
Symptom of #religion 12. You know there is an afterlife for those who believe in your hidden#god and eternal damnation for rational skeptics
Symptom of#Religion 10. You believe God sacrificed himself TO himself to serve as a loophole in a rule he himself made yet couldn’t overrule
Symptom of #religion 8. You desire to hear from god so intently, that you’re convinced he is the author of your dreams and inner dialogue.
symptom of #religion 7. You think its reasonable that 30,000+ animals gathered and survived on a boat for 6 months during a global flood.
Symptom of #religion 6. You view proof seeking,rational skeptics of your#god and related claims as: Deluded, illogical and misled by demons.
Symptom of #religion 5. You believe what others of your#faith are insisting is truth, no matter how implausible or fantastical the claims.
Symptom of #religion 4. You believe the bible is God’s word, written by truthful authors many centuries ago, despite reliable contrary facts
Symptom of #religion 2. You pick which parts of an ancient holy book are true, define a#god that agrees with you,then call unbelievers fools
Symptom of #religion 1. Feeling compelled to tell kids a loving invisible being is watching and he will torture you if you dont believe it.